at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
Roommate revenge prank
this dude jUST FUCKING THREW FIRE IN HIS FACE
sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh
Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk
i swear i tried not to reblog this.